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“I am smarter than you.”

“Quite simply, you are a moron.”

“He’s an old friend,” said Kit.
“You seem angry,” said Kent.
“Yep.”
“Are you going to punch him in the face?”
“I was kind of planning on it.”

“You say ‘why’ a lot it annoys me,” said Kit.
“Why?” asked Lizzy.
“I’m going to hurt you.”

“I remember this time I was shrunk down,” said Kit.
“What does that have to do with anything?” asked Ally.
“Nothing, but it’s a funny story.”

“I wonder what locker locks think about all day.”
“Kit, I’m pretty sure that they don’t think.”
“I think they do. And they see everything.”
“That’s creepy.”

“Well I will, I mean I have, well it’s like happened but not yet but already,” said Kit, “Time travel makes verbs annoying.”

“Seriously, it’s funny.”
“But Kit, what you find funny, we just find disturbing.”
“So?”

“What the hell-?”

“Don’t ignore me, I’m needy.”
“Please, leave, me, alone.”

“My first impressions of Tyler and Lizzy: they were nerds.”

“Have you ever noticed how stop lights look like eyes and how no matter what color they are they always look evil?”

“I’m having an ADD moment.”

“Why? Why the hell am I bothering? You’re just going to screw it up anyway.”

“Why does it feel like I’m trapped in a crappy Sci-Fi movie?”