*a quote by a person who is not a figment of my imagination

Saturday, February 28, 2009

015

“A rose by any other name might work better in poetry because the word ‘rose’ rhymes with nothing that has to do with roses.”

“Charleston Chews, Chewy flavored Nougat-.”
“What’s Nougat?”
“It is a candy with a delicious chocolaty coating. ‘Chocolaty’ that means no real chocolate was used in the production of this candy.”

“Things to do, people to see, demons to kill.”

“It’s just one, average, totally ordinary, completely boring, day in the life of me.”

“You run into a lot of trouble?”
“Run into, cause, whatever.”

Kit walked though the grocery store.
“God, the stuff people make, sell, buy and then eat.” She picked up a few jars labeled honey, cheese and chocolate flavored peanut butter.

“Kit, you’re beginning to scare me,” said Tyler.
“Beginning!? Where have you been?” asked Lizzy.
“Sorry about that, lost my temper. In fact this is the first time I’ve lost it like this and nothing’s blown up,” said Kit and a vase across the chamber exploded, “Damn it!”

“I guess I write a lot and when I’m done. I look at what I’ve written. And I every time I think the same thing: ‘In my handwriting some words look more like doodles than actual words’.”

“May you live in interesting times.”
“Isn’t that an ancient Chinese curse?”

“This is just nasty.”

“She’s the team leader?”
“That’s kind of what I meant when I said ‘she’s the team leader’.”

“I figure I’m going to hell anyway, so I might as well have fun while I’m here.”

“Why me? Why is it always me?”

“Kit Thompson, use reason,” said Sam.
“Like I have any of that.”

“An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.”
“Well that just leaves you with a bunch of toothless blind men.”

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