Kit got up in the middle of Miss Herman’s speech and walked to the door.
“Where do you think you’re going?”
“Out,” said Kit and she pointed upwards as soon as she did it the bell rang.
“How did-?”
“There’s no ‘team’ in ‘I’,” said Kit.
“Isn’t that there’s no ‘I’ in ‘team’?” asked Ally.
“Not the way I use it.”
“Did you miss me?”
“I’m great, yet I am humble.”
Bang, it was just sound. But it can change a whole life. Bang, can be the last sound a person can hear. It was almost the last sound Kit Thompson would ever hear.
“You’re a vampire, you’re life is much easier than mine.”
“Want to bet? Do you have any idea of what it’s like? Other demons are always pressuring me to destroy the world or something. Then there are all the vampire hunters like you always trying to kill me. Then there’s the immortal thing, which gets old really fast. Plus I can’t get tan anymore and I get serious blood cravings some days. And do you have any idea how long it takes to clean these fangs?”
“Sometimes it seems like life would be so much easier if I just stopped caring.”
“Touch me and pull back a bloody stub.”
“If you ever try to do this again I will do to your spine what I just did to your front door.” He looked at his door, which was lying in splinters on the floor, and then back at Kit, who was smiling creepily.
“Everyone has nightmares even the monsters,” said Kit.
“What do monsters have nightmares about?”
“Me.”
“It was a minor infraction.”
“You blew up ten city blocks!”
“Life sucks, then you die and then it sucks some more.”
“She scares me.”
~ Justin Case.
“Leave me alone or I’ll rip off all of your appendages starting with your shortest, understood?” He looked down and swallowed hard.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
010
“Did you just growl at me?”
“Maybe.”
“There are voices in my head.”
“You don’t want to know.”
“I’ve been blown up, stabbed, hung, set on fire, shot, shot by arrows, cursed with eternal torment, died, gone crazy, tortured, bludgeoned, hit by a car, drowned and I have even been electrocuted and this is a good day.”
“One of my most disturbing memories is picking up my own body, carrying it away and then burying it. Let’s just say I was having a strange day.”
“Hey you! The drama-king, freak of nature, son-of-a-bitch!” shouted Kit. The man stopped and turned around to look at her.
“Where’d a four year old girl learn those words?” asked the man.
“First off, I ain’t four.”
“Then how old are you?”
“Eighteen.”
“Sure.”
“I sent my consciousness back in time to my four year old body to talk to you.”
“Seriously?”
“Yes, so shut the hell up and listen.”
“That’s so cool.”
“Well, what would you’ve done?”
“For starters, not blow him up.”
“Do you have a plan?”
“I’m working on it.”
“Oh dear god, we’re all going to die.”
“You’re not very smart are you?”
“You wanted to pick his brains,” said Kit as she picked up the sword.
“Not off the ground.”
“Don’t die,” said Kit, “I’m not in the mood to clean up your guts.”
“Why save me, Kit? Why?” asked Sarah.
“Meun tu amatore sibi,” said Kit, “For you are precious to me.”
“Don’t be so dramatic!” yelled Kit after her and she fainted, “Perfect.”
“Maybe.”
“There are voices in my head.”
“You don’t want to know.”
“I’ve been blown up, stabbed, hung, set on fire, shot, shot by arrows, cursed with eternal torment, died, gone crazy, tortured, bludgeoned, hit by a car, drowned and I have even been electrocuted and this is a good day.”
“One of my most disturbing memories is picking up my own body, carrying it away and then burying it. Let’s just say I was having a strange day.”
“Hey you! The drama-king, freak of nature, son-of-a-bitch!” shouted Kit. The man stopped and turned around to look at her.
“Where’d a four year old girl learn those words?” asked the man.
“First off, I ain’t four.”
“Then how old are you?”
“Eighteen.”
“Sure.”
“I sent my consciousness back in time to my four year old body to talk to you.”
“Seriously?”
“Yes, so shut the hell up and listen.”
“That’s so cool.”
“Well, what would you’ve done?”
“For starters, not blow him up.”
“Do you have a plan?”
“I’m working on it.”
“Oh dear god, we’re all going to die.”
“You’re not very smart are you?”
“You wanted to pick his brains,” said Kit as she picked up the sword.
“Not off the ground.”
“Don’t die,” said Kit, “I’m not in the mood to clean up your guts.”
“Why save me, Kit? Why?” asked Sarah.
“Meun tu amatore sibi,” said Kit, “For you are precious to me.”
“Don’t be so dramatic!” yelled Kit after her and she fainted, “Perfect.”
Saturday, January 17, 2009
009
“Chivalry is dead, thank god.”
“I blew his brain out the back of his skull with my hand.”
“I am surrounded by idiots.”
“I hate you.”
“I know.”
“The path of Darkness is the fastest way to power.”
“That may be true yet those who travel too fast will surely trip and fall flat on their faces. And so I’ll be there, sticking my foot out and laughing.”
“You set your school on fire?” asked Principal Hurston.
“No, only the gym,” protested Kit and she stood up to look at the file and he showed where he saw the description, “Oh, right. That time the entire school went up in flames.” She sat back down as he began to read her record.
“Vandalism, breaking curfew, breaking and entering, parole violations, obstruction of justice, kidnapping, hacking, theft, grand theft auto, resisting arrest, under age gambling, assault with a deadly weapon, assault, assaulting a teacher, assaulting a police officer, possession of a controlled substance, possession of cigarettes, under age drinking, fighting, arson and you even been accused of murder?”
“I’m okay, thanks for asking.”
“The way I see it you’re either A - nuts, B - lost your mind, C - crazy, D-deranged, E - insane, F - wacko, G - no longer in possession of your sanity or H - all of the above!”
“So are you going to help or not?”
“Of course I’m going to help.”
“I got my first spell book when I was four; it was ‘Basic Elemental Spells for Beginning Mages.’ I stole it from the library.”
“My worst memory, let’s see, oh yeah, that time I died wasn’t fun.”
“Guaranteed to solve every minor problem by turning it into a major disaster.”
“There are many paths that lead to the same end.”
“Just so you know, you sound like a fortune cookie.”
“Did you hear that?”
“Hear what?” It came again.
“That?”
“What?”
“Oh great, that’s just perfect.”
“I blew his brain out the back of his skull with my hand.”
“I am surrounded by idiots.”
“I hate you.”
“I know.”
“The path of Darkness is the fastest way to power.”
“That may be true yet those who travel too fast will surely trip and fall flat on their faces. And so I’ll be there, sticking my foot out and laughing.”
“You set your school on fire?” asked Principal Hurston.
“No, only the gym,” protested Kit and she stood up to look at the file and he showed where he saw the description, “Oh, right. That time the entire school went up in flames.” She sat back down as he began to read her record.
“Vandalism, breaking curfew, breaking and entering, parole violations, obstruction of justice, kidnapping, hacking, theft, grand theft auto, resisting arrest, under age gambling, assault with a deadly weapon, assault, assaulting a teacher, assaulting a police officer, possession of a controlled substance, possession of cigarettes, under age drinking, fighting, arson and you even been accused of murder?”
“I’m okay, thanks for asking.”
“The way I see it you’re either A - nuts, B - lost your mind, C - crazy, D-deranged, E - insane, F - wacko, G - no longer in possession of your sanity or H - all of the above!”
“So are you going to help or not?”
“Of course I’m going to help.”
“I got my first spell book when I was four; it was ‘Basic Elemental Spells for Beginning Mages.’ I stole it from the library.”
“My worst memory, let’s see, oh yeah, that time I died wasn’t fun.”
“Guaranteed to solve every minor problem by turning it into a major disaster.”
“There are many paths that lead to the same end.”
“Just so you know, you sound like a fortune cookie.”
“Did you hear that?”
“Hear what?” It came again.
“That?”
“What?”
“Oh great, that’s just perfect.”
Friday, January 16, 2009
008
“Note to self: Do not block flying headstones with my ankle.”
“By the way I am thee Kit Thompson,” said Kit and the girl fainted, “And that never gets old.”
“The only time people hang around with me is to make their problems seem smaller. It’s really hard to complain about a C- when the person you’re talking to is dodging fire balls for her life, yet amazingly some can do it.”
“You know you’ve been in this business too long when someone comes up to you screaming, ‘It’s the end of the world!’ and your response is to yawn and ask very calmly and nonchalantly, ‘Again?’”
“Let’s put it this way, there are a lot of people who wouldn’t mind seeing my entrails ripped out.”
“I see dumb people.”
“What’s going on, Kit?” asked Coop.
“What’s going on, Kit?” asked Kit in a mocking, deep voice, “What no, ‘Hello, Kit,’ no, ‘How are you, Kit?’ no, ‘How’s your life turned out, Kit?’? I’ve been gone for six years and all you can say is ‘What’s going on Kit?’?”
“Well clearly you’re still mental.”
“Little bit.”
“Oh, shit-.”
“I was all ‘ooh!’ and you were all ‘eek!’ and he was all ‘ow!’ and they were all ‘woo!’ and then I was like ‘dude!’.”
“What?”
“Uhsherkatilonku?”
“Say that again in English.”
“Would you believe that it was an accident?
“Oh man, I got shot, again.”
“Everyone has problems,” said Kit, “Mine just got collected together and formed their own entity and terrorized a whole other planet for twelve years.”
“How many times do I have to threaten your life on a daily basis?
“So this is my army of superheroes, our last line of defense?” asked Kit as the chaos spread, “The universe is doomed.”
“By the way I am thee Kit Thompson,” said Kit and the girl fainted, “And that never gets old.”
“The only time people hang around with me is to make their problems seem smaller. It’s really hard to complain about a C- when the person you’re talking to is dodging fire balls for her life, yet amazingly some can do it.”
“You know you’ve been in this business too long when someone comes up to you screaming, ‘It’s the end of the world!’ and your response is to yawn and ask very calmly and nonchalantly, ‘Again?’”
“Let’s put it this way, there are a lot of people who wouldn’t mind seeing my entrails ripped out.”
“I see dumb people.”
“What’s going on, Kit?” asked Coop.
“What’s going on, Kit?” asked Kit in a mocking, deep voice, “What no, ‘Hello, Kit,’ no, ‘How are you, Kit?’ no, ‘How’s your life turned out, Kit?’? I’ve been gone for six years and all you can say is ‘What’s going on Kit?’?”
“Well clearly you’re still mental.”
“Little bit.”
“Oh, shit-.”
“I was all ‘ooh!’ and you were all ‘eek!’ and he was all ‘ow!’ and they were all ‘woo!’ and then I was like ‘dude!’.”
“What?”
“Uhsherkatilonku?”
“Say that again in English.”
“Would you believe that it was an accident?
“Oh man, I got shot, again.”
“Everyone has problems,” said Kit, “Mine just got collected together and formed their own entity and terrorized a whole other planet for twelve years.”
“How many times do I have to threaten your life on a daily basis?
“So this is my army of superheroes, our last line of defense?” asked Kit as the chaos spread, “The universe is doomed.”
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
007
“That’s a really big fire.”
Mr. Harrison droned on and Kit just couldn’t pay attention. She felt so distracted today. She stared out the window and just zoned out. Suddenly she stood up and knocked her books to the ground.
“Kit Thompson!” yelled Mr. Harrison but she paid no attention. Her eyes were blank as she stared out the window.
“It’s time,” said Kit, “That smell.” She turned and opened the window.
“Kit, you psycho!” yelled Kara, “Shut that window, it’s freezing.”
“That smell,” said Sarah and she too stood up. They both jumped out the window.
“KIT!” yelled Kent. Kit grabbed Sarah’s hand and ran out into the grass. Then it began to snow. For what seemed like no reason they began to dance. When Kent asked her about it later all she said was: “I just love the snow and that first snow smell.”
“It’s a plan in progress.”
“Kit was trying desperately to stay conscious. She was battling a foe truly worthy of her strength, power and mind. She was not sure that she could win this time; she could barely keep her head up. It was time for the crushing the blow. She readied herself for-,” said Kit and she raised her arms like she was in a fight.
“Miss Thompson,” said Mr. Bennett, her Chemistry teacher, “Please stop telling stories in my classroom.”
“I am not telling a story, Mr. Bennett,” said Kit, “I’m narrating my life.”
“Narrating?” asked Mr. Bennett.
“Yeah,” said Kit, “Chemistry, the ultimate enemy. No mortal can stay awake while any teacher, especially Mr. Bennett, drowns on about the worst subject in the universe in a monotonous tone.”
“I hate to say ‘I told you so’ but-.”
“Well if you hate it don’t say it.”
“I TOLD YOU SO! They’re evil!”
“You say everything’s evil.”
“And I’m always right.”
“Out of sight, out of mind.”
“Everybody has demons,” said Kit, “Mine just happened to have the corporeal bodies, the super powers, the vendettas and the evil end of the world plans.”
“It’s not illegal until you get caught.”
“Scream, run, hide is a very legitimate plan.”
“When it was all said and done I learned one thing. There is no such thing as a happily ever after and only for the lucky is there even an after.”
Mr. Harrison droned on and Kit just couldn’t pay attention. She felt so distracted today. She stared out the window and just zoned out. Suddenly she stood up and knocked her books to the ground.
“Kit Thompson!” yelled Mr. Harrison but she paid no attention. Her eyes were blank as she stared out the window.
“It’s time,” said Kit, “That smell.” She turned and opened the window.
“Kit, you psycho!” yelled Kara, “Shut that window, it’s freezing.”
“That smell,” said Sarah and she too stood up. They both jumped out the window.
“KIT!” yelled Kent. Kit grabbed Sarah’s hand and ran out into the grass. Then it began to snow. For what seemed like no reason they began to dance. When Kent asked her about it later all she said was: “I just love the snow and that first snow smell.”
“It’s a plan in progress.”
“Kit was trying desperately to stay conscious. She was battling a foe truly worthy of her strength, power and mind. She was not sure that she could win this time; she could barely keep her head up. It was time for the crushing the blow. She readied herself for-,” said Kit and she raised her arms like she was in a fight.
“Miss Thompson,” said Mr. Bennett, her Chemistry teacher, “Please stop telling stories in my classroom.”
“I am not telling a story, Mr. Bennett,” said Kit, “I’m narrating my life.”
“Narrating?” asked Mr. Bennett.
“Yeah,” said Kit, “Chemistry, the ultimate enemy. No mortal can stay awake while any teacher, especially Mr. Bennett, drowns on about the worst subject in the universe in a monotonous tone.”
“I hate to say ‘I told you so’ but-.”
“Well if you hate it don’t say it.”
“I TOLD YOU SO! They’re evil!”
“You say everything’s evil.”
“And I’m always right.”
“Out of sight, out of mind.”
“Everybody has demons,” said Kit, “Mine just happened to have the corporeal bodies, the super powers, the vendettas and the evil end of the world plans.”
“It’s not illegal until you get caught.”
“Scream, run, hide is a very legitimate plan.”
“When it was all said and done I learned one thing. There is no such thing as a happily ever after and only for the lucky is there even an after.”
Monday, January 12, 2009
006
“Kit,” said Rachel, “Strangling your comrades is not the best idea.”
“We’re under attack,” said Kit.
“By what?” asked Leon.
“Evil monkeys and lots of them.”
“What?”
“Monkeys!”
“Dude!” yelled Kit, “You’re like Dracula!”
“Yes,” said Dracula.
“Like THEE Dracula!”
“Yes.”
“THEE!”
“Yes.”
“Dude!”
“Yes.”
“Why are you here?”
“To see you.”
“No way!”
“Yes.”
“Totally cool!”
“It would appear so.”
“This is beyond amazing!”
“Apparently.”
“So cool!”
“Please stop doing that.”
“So how did your psych eval go?” asked Leon.
“Well, apparently I have a martyr complex and issues with ‘Anger’ and ‘Trust’ and ‘Authority’ and ‘Listening’,” said Kit while making sarcastic air-quotes, “And I don’t know I wasn’t really paying attention after she said I have a superiority complex.”
“I was thinking a spring wedding,” said Kara and she waved her hands in the air, “Oh and with doves.”
“Yeah, doves!” said Ally, “What about you, Kit?” The whole room went silent. Kit and weddings would be an interesting topic.
“Well I was thinking,” said Kit as she mimicked Kara’s hand movements, “That you’re all nuts.” Kent let out a small sigh and Kit hit him on the shoulder. They both smiled and laughed silently.
“I live in the world of the six D’s: ‘Dead’, ‘Dark’, ‘Demonic’, ‘Damned’, ‘Disturbed’ and ‘Destructive’. That is my world.”
“Do you have a plan?”
“Does running count as a plan?”
“We’re under attack,” said Kit.
“By what?” asked Leon.
“Evil monkeys and lots of them.”
“What?”
“Monkeys!”
“Dude!” yelled Kit, “You’re like Dracula!”
“Yes,” said Dracula.
“Like THEE Dracula!”
“Yes.”
“THEE!”
“Yes.”
“Dude!”
“Yes.”
“Why are you here?”
“To see you.”
“No way!”
“Yes.”
“Totally cool!”
“It would appear so.”
“This is beyond amazing!”
“Apparently.”
“So cool!”
“Please stop doing that.”
“So how did your psych eval go?” asked Leon.
“Well, apparently I have a martyr complex and issues with ‘Anger’ and ‘Trust’ and ‘Authority’ and ‘Listening’,” said Kit while making sarcastic air-quotes, “And I don’t know I wasn’t really paying attention after she said I have a superiority complex.”
“I was thinking a spring wedding,” said Kara and she waved her hands in the air, “Oh and with doves.”
“Yeah, doves!” said Ally, “What about you, Kit?” The whole room went silent. Kit and weddings would be an interesting topic.
“Well I was thinking,” said Kit as she mimicked Kara’s hand movements, “That you’re all nuts.” Kent let out a small sigh and Kit hit him on the shoulder. They both smiled and laughed silently.
“I live in the world of the six D’s: ‘Dead’, ‘Dark’, ‘Demonic’, ‘Damned’, ‘Disturbed’ and ‘Destructive’. That is my world.”
“Do you have a plan?”
“Does running count as a plan?”
Thursday, January 8, 2009
005
“Oh, that can’t be good.”
“Once upon a time there was a girl named Kit who just couldn’t quite forget that there was a once upon a time.”
~ Sarah Watson
“Mission successful,” said Jane, “Over.”
“Good,” said Kit and she put down the radio.
“You didn’t say ‘over’,” said Kevin.
“I know,” said Kit with a smile, “And it’s going to bug her for the rest of the day.”
“Kit Thompson! What did you do?”
“Why do you automatically assume it was something I did?” asked Kit and he glared at her, “There might have been a small explosion.”
“Jimmy, you pervert, leave her alone!”
“John, if you enter my mind again I will obliterate your consciousness.”
“Please, stop talking, now.”
“I remember this time she blew up a solar system.”
“It was uninhabited!”
The TV blinked and hummed as the video started.
“Hello, my name is Tyler Mitchell and my friends and I have just traveled back in time five thousand years,” said the Tape-Tyler as the Tyler in the room took off his glasses, “Oh right, Lizzy, you next.”
“Hi,” said the Tape-Lizzy as she appeared on screen, “I’m Elizabeth Myers and we’re part of a secret magical organization with in the law firm of Goldman and Trent. Our team is called the Time Travel Trio. This is our fearless leader Kit Thompson.” The camera turned to show Kit. The Kit in the room opened her mouth and promptly fell over.
“Did our fearless leader just faint?” asked the Lizzy in the room.
“In all of the books I’ve read about the Monkey King,” said Jimmy, “They never mentioned anything about memory loss.”
“Shut up, Jimmy.”
“Here’s some advice,” said Kit, “If you want to live and you see me running I suggest that you keep up.”
“It wasn’t exactly my fault that the dinosaurs got whipped out.”
“That blur looked strangely familiar.”
~ Sam Williams
“Once upon a time there was a girl named Kit who just couldn’t quite forget that there was a once upon a time.”
~ Sarah Watson
“Mission successful,” said Jane, “Over.”
“Good,” said Kit and she put down the radio.
“You didn’t say ‘over’,” said Kevin.
“I know,” said Kit with a smile, “And it’s going to bug her for the rest of the day.”
“Kit Thompson! What did you do?”
“Why do you automatically assume it was something I did?” asked Kit and he glared at her, “There might have been a small explosion.”
“Jimmy, you pervert, leave her alone!”
“John, if you enter my mind again I will obliterate your consciousness.”
“Please, stop talking, now.”
“I remember this time she blew up a solar system.”
“It was uninhabited!”
The TV blinked and hummed as the video started.
“Hello, my name is Tyler Mitchell and my friends and I have just traveled back in time five thousand years,” said the Tape-Tyler as the Tyler in the room took off his glasses, “Oh right, Lizzy, you next.”
“Hi,” said the Tape-Lizzy as she appeared on screen, “I’m Elizabeth Myers and we’re part of a secret magical organization with in the law firm of Goldman and Trent. Our team is called the Time Travel Trio. This is our fearless leader Kit Thompson.” The camera turned to show Kit. The Kit in the room opened her mouth and promptly fell over.
“Did our fearless leader just faint?” asked the Lizzy in the room.
“In all of the books I’ve read about the Monkey King,” said Jimmy, “They never mentioned anything about memory loss.”
“Shut up, Jimmy.”
“Here’s some advice,” said Kit, “If you want to live and you see me running I suggest that you keep up.”
“It wasn’t exactly my fault that the dinosaurs got whipped out.”
“That blur looked strangely familiar.”
~ Sam Williams
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
004
“I don’t get scared get that straight right now.”
“I’m going to pull your tongue out through your nose.”
“Who’d want to kill you?” asked the man.
“What’s today?” asked Kit.
“Uh, it’s Wednesday.”
“Then I’m going to go with demons, lots and lots of demons.”
“Look! Over there!” yelled Kit and he looked where she’d pointed as she ran away thinking, “I can’t believe he fell for that.”
“I can’t believe I fell for that,” thought the man as he chased her.
“There are only two kinds of things in this world. There are the things that are trying to kill me and the things that aren’t. Of course the things that aren’t trying to kill me are in very small numbers.”
“Do you know what your sin is Miss Thompson?” asked the man.
“Who me?” asked Kit, “Personally I’m a fan of all seven. But right now I’d have to go with rage.” She then used the last of her strength to punch him in the face.
“Go to hell,” said Kara.
“Been there done that and I even took the guided tour. And you know what I learned? The Devil’s boring, Death’s an airhead and Dracula owes me twenty bucks because he can’t play poker to save his immortal ass.”
“You’re joking right?” asked Ally.
“Of course,” said Kit, “There’s no guided tour hell.”
“Kit?” asked Ally as she walked away.
“There is a lot of stuff out there that’s trying to kill me. There are people and things; not to mention those things that you know technically fit under the heading of ‘people’ but it just doesn’t feel right.”
“To me life is like water. For the first part of my life the water of my life was in a bucket. Then I found out who I was, that I was adopted, that I had magic and that I was supposed to fight evil monsters, and it was like it was dumped into a toilet. Then when I decided to go and fight it was like I flushed it.”
“You always stand by your family,” said Kit, “And you never give up on a friend. And if your friends are close enough to your heart they are your family. So I promise you guys, my friends, my family, that I will always protect you all.”
“We gave a small problem,” said Kit.
“And by ‘small’,” said Kent, “You mean?”
“Gigantically huge.”
“I’m going to pull your tongue out through your nose.”
“Who’d want to kill you?” asked the man.
“What’s today?” asked Kit.
“Uh, it’s Wednesday.”
“Then I’m going to go with demons, lots and lots of demons.”
“Look! Over there!” yelled Kit and he looked where she’d pointed as she ran away thinking, “I can’t believe he fell for that.”
“I can’t believe I fell for that,” thought the man as he chased her.
“There are only two kinds of things in this world. There are the things that are trying to kill me and the things that aren’t. Of course the things that aren’t trying to kill me are in very small numbers.”
“Do you know what your sin is Miss Thompson?” asked the man.
“Who me?” asked Kit, “Personally I’m a fan of all seven. But right now I’d have to go with rage.” She then used the last of her strength to punch him in the face.
“Go to hell,” said Kara.
“Been there done that and I even took the guided tour. And you know what I learned? The Devil’s boring, Death’s an airhead and Dracula owes me twenty bucks because he can’t play poker to save his immortal ass.”
“You’re joking right?” asked Ally.
“Of course,” said Kit, “There’s no guided tour hell.”
“Kit?” asked Ally as she walked away.
“There is a lot of stuff out there that’s trying to kill me. There are people and things; not to mention those things that you know technically fit under the heading of ‘people’ but it just doesn’t feel right.”
“To me life is like water. For the first part of my life the water of my life was in a bucket. Then I found out who I was, that I was adopted, that I had magic and that I was supposed to fight evil monsters, and it was like it was dumped into a toilet. Then when I decided to go and fight it was like I flushed it.”
“You always stand by your family,” said Kit, “And you never give up on a friend. And if your friends are close enough to your heart they are your family. So I promise you guys, my friends, my family, that I will always protect you all.”
“We gave a small problem,” said Kit.
“And by ‘small’,” said Kent, “You mean?”
“Gigantically huge.”
003
“Only in the Karen Castle can I fire a gun at a demon in my bedroom, have my father ask ‘was that a gun shot?’ I reply, ‘maybe’ as I slip the gun back into its holster and have no follow up questions.”
“Have I been here before?” asked Kit as she looked around, “I think I’ve been here before. I swear I’ve been here before.”
“We’re almost four-hundred years in the past. How can you’ve possibly been here before?” asked Sam and she spotted a wanted poster with her picture on it.
“Yeah, I’ve been here before.”
“Hanging around with you makes me feel smart.”
“And Ally would be which brainless drooling monkey?”
“I’m not a brainless drooling monkey,” said Ally angrily.
“So that one then,” said Kit and she sat down in her desk.
“I’m going to rip out your rib cage and wear it as a hat.”
“Do you like your tongue inside your mouth? Then I suggest you shut your mouth so I can’t reach it.”
“So where’d you find me unconscious?”
“I’m going to strangle you with your intestines.”
“If I could use my hand I’d strangle you.”
“Jimmy, you told her I wasn’t a girl!?”
“SHUT THE HELL UP!”
“Are you kidding? I’ve been doing this for twelve years. My parents think I’m a troubled teen going through a phase.”
“I could make a career out of sneaking in and out of any house.”
“I have a date with the devil, literally.”
“This lock isn’t even a challenge.”
“Mark, you’re my brother and I love you very much but so help me God, if you bug me one more time and I will drive something hard and sharp into your brain.”
“I’ll always be here,” said Kit, “I’ll always be right here next to you, ready to protect you with all that I have.”
“Have I been here before?” asked Kit as she looked around, “I think I’ve been here before. I swear I’ve been here before.”
“We’re almost four-hundred years in the past. How can you’ve possibly been here before?” asked Sam and she spotted a wanted poster with her picture on it.
“Yeah, I’ve been here before.”
“Hanging around with you makes me feel smart.”
“And Ally would be which brainless drooling monkey?”
“I’m not a brainless drooling monkey,” said Ally angrily.
“So that one then,” said Kit and she sat down in her desk.
“I’m going to rip out your rib cage and wear it as a hat.”
“Do you like your tongue inside your mouth? Then I suggest you shut your mouth so I can’t reach it.”
“So where’d you find me unconscious?”
“I’m going to strangle you with your intestines.”
“If I could use my hand I’d strangle you.”
“Jimmy, you told her I wasn’t a girl!?”
“SHUT THE HELL UP!”
“Are you kidding? I’ve been doing this for twelve years. My parents think I’m a troubled teen going through a phase.”
“I could make a career out of sneaking in and out of any house.”
“I have a date with the devil, literally.”
“This lock isn’t even a challenge.”
“Mark, you’re my brother and I love you very much but so help me God, if you bug me one more time and I will drive something hard and sharp into your brain.”
“I’ll always be here,” said Kit, “I’ll always be right here next to you, ready to protect you with all that I have.”
002
“Anyone can learn to fight but no one can learn to write.”
“Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! I’m going to die! I’m going to die! I’m going to die! I’m going to die!” screamed Kit and then a large explosion resonated, “I’m okay.”
“You like to panic, don’t you?”
“We’re like superheroes,” said Kara, “With like secret identities and stuff.”
“Before you start flying off of roofs,” said Kit as she took the mask off, “You two will have to learn how not to die.”
“We know how not to die,” said Ally.
“I mean,” said Kit, “You two won’t last five seconds in a real fight.”
“Hey,” said Ally indignantly.
“I call them as I see them,” said Kit and she tripped them both with one kick.
“Ow,” said Kara from the floor.
“I want to do this alone,” said Kit, “I don’t want you two to help. But if I ditch you guys the annoyingly all-powerful Powers That Be will hack inside my brain and curse me with eternal torment. I value my life, what little meaning it still holds for me it is still mine. So we are going to have to work together. I don’t like either of you, mostly because I don’t like anyone, ever. But seeing as how we are all stuck here in this I’ll have to get over it and so will the both of you. However I refuse to work with a couple of idiots, who are only going to slow me down for the five seconds you manage to stay alive.”
“Thanks,” said Kara.
“So this is what I propose,” said Kit, “I will train you, teach you how to fight. So you two won’t end up dead and I won’t end up with brain made of cream cheese.”
“I managed to set his coat on fire.”
“You’re truly pathetic you know that?”
“My dad’s a king,” said Rachel.
“Really?” asked Kit, “Mine too.”
“My dad’s the king of being a drunken son of a bitch. What’s your dad king of?”
“Zegwar.”
“What’s Zegwar?”
“It’s a planet,” said Kit and Rachel made a noise, “In a different reality.”
“Let’s just say, if it’s an illegal offense I’ve probably managed to do it.”
“Hey, that’s a short list of my crimes,” said Kit.
“There are forty-two separate offenses,” said Ally.
“Yeah, but that doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface of the crap I didn’t get caught doing.” Ally stared at her.
“So what if I used to rob banks?”
“Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! I’m going to die! I’m going to die! I’m going to die! I’m going to die!” screamed Kit and then a large explosion resonated, “I’m okay.”
“You like to panic, don’t you?”
“We’re like superheroes,” said Kara, “With like secret identities and stuff.”
“Before you start flying off of roofs,” said Kit as she took the mask off, “You two will have to learn how not to die.”
“We know how not to die,” said Ally.
“I mean,” said Kit, “You two won’t last five seconds in a real fight.”
“Hey,” said Ally indignantly.
“I call them as I see them,” said Kit and she tripped them both with one kick.
“Ow,” said Kara from the floor.
“I want to do this alone,” said Kit, “I don’t want you two to help. But if I ditch you guys the annoyingly all-powerful Powers That Be will hack inside my brain and curse me with eternal torment. I value my life, what little meaning it still holds for me it is still mine. So we are going to have to work together. I don’t like either of you, mostly because I don’t like anyone, ever. But seeing as how we are all stuck here in this I’ll have to get over it and so will the both of you. However I refuse to work with a couple of idiots, who are only going to slow me down for the five seconds you manage to stay alive.”
“Thanks,” said Kara.
“So this is what I propose,” said Kit, “I will train you, teach you how to fight. So you two won’t end up dead and I won’t end up with brain made of cream cheese.”
“I managed to set his coat on fire.”
“You’re truly pathetic you know that?”
“My dad’s a king,” said Rachel.
“Really?” asked Kit, “Mine too.”
“My dad’s the king of being a drunken son of a bitch. What’s your dad king of?”
“Zegwar.”
“What’s Zegwar?”
“It’s a planet,” said Kit and Rachel made a noise, “In a different reality.”
“Let’s just say, if it’s an illegal offense I’ve probably managed to do it.”
“Hey, that’s a short list of my crimes,” said Kit.
“There are forty-two separate offenses,” said Ally.
“Yeah, but that doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface of the crap I didn’t get caught doing.” Ally stared at her.
“So what if I used to rob banks?”
001
“Yep,” said Kit, “The fate of the world rests on the shoulders of a bunch of idiots who spend their free time in burp contests.”
“Hey,” said Kit, “I was acquitted of…most of those crimes.”
“I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just saying that you’re not at all intelligent.”
“What the hell did you do? Fall out the smart tree and miss every single branch on your way down?”
“I would like to start by saying, Kit, this is a video tape. I can’t actually hear any of your threats, no matter how interesting they may be.”
~ Larry Goldman
“Speak again and loose the ability to do so forever.”
“That’s right,” said Kit, “I screamed and then he exploded.”
“You’re kind of blunt aren’t you?”
~Michael Trent
“Is she going to be okay?” asked Richard as he walked in, “When will she wake?”
“Um,” said the nurse.
“I’m already awake,” said Kit and Richard twirled around to see the strange girl he’d rescued standing right behind him.
“Huh?” asked Richard, “How did-?”
“Are you the guy who saved me?” asked Kit.
“Yeah,” said Richard and she leaned forward to sniff him.
“You smell weird,” said Kit.
“Royal blood flows through my veins,” said Princess Kitana.
“Do you want it to stay there?” asked Kit.
“Let me put it this way,” said Kit, “I have a very big hammer and you have lots of little bones. I’ll let your imagination do the rest.”
“Let me respond to that in the following way,” said Kit and she punched him in the mouth, “Gross, there are teeth in my knuckles.”
“Wow,” said Kit, “I really don’t care.”
“If it has to do with any member of my team, it has to do with me.”
“Get off the road, you moron!” yelled Kit, “They’re in a car; they can’t run you over if you’re up two stories.”
“Hey,” said Kit, “I was acquitted of…most of those crimes.”
“I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just saying that you’re not at all intelligent.”
“What the hell did you do? Fall out the smart tree and miss every single branch on your way down?”
“I would like to start by saying, Kit, this is a video tape. I can’t actually hear any of your threats, no matter how interesting they may be.”
~ Larry Goldman
“Speak again and loose the ability to do so forever.”
“That’s right,” said Kit, “I screamed and then he exploded.”
“You’re kind of blunt aren’t you?”
~Michael Trent
“Is she going to be okay?” asked Richard as he walked in, “When will she wake?”
“Um,” said the nurse.
“I’m already awake,” said Kit and Richard twirled around to see the strange girl he’d rescued standing right behind him.
“Huh?” asked Richard, “How did-?”
“Are you the guy who saved me?” asked Kit.
“Yeah,” said Richard and she leaned forward to sniff him.
“You smell weird,” said Kit.
“Royal blood flows through my veins,” said Princess Kitana.
“Do you want it to stay there?” asked Kit.
“Let me put it this way,” said Kit, “I have a very big hammer and you have lots of little bones. I’ll let your imagination do the rest.”
“Let me respond to that in the following way,” said Kit and she punched him in the mouth, “Gross, there are teeth in my knuckles.”
“Wow,” said Kit, “I really don’t care.”
“If it has to do with any member of my team, it has to do with me.”
“Get off the road, you moron!” yelled Kit, “They’re in a car; they can’t run you over if you’re up two stories.”
Intro
Okay, since this is a blog of quotes this might be the only time I ever speak out directly. My goal is to submit what amounts to about a page in a word document of quotes in each post, with a few exceptions possibly. I am creative writer and most of these are from my own works. For information on this, which might help people understand some of these quotes please see my other blog: http://eightpointsoflight.blogspot.com/ and my deviant art account: http://zegwarian310.deviantart.com/
My main character is Kit Thompson a demon hunter and most of the people quoted are from the stories...I will figure a way to distinguish other people's quotes when I come across that.
now that that this out of my way I would like to encourage anyone who finds this page to submit their own. Either in a comment or email - zegwarian310@gmail.com
My main character is Kit Thompson a demon hunter and most of the people quoted are from the stories...I will figure a way to distinguish other people's quotes when I come across that.
now that that this out of my way I would like to encourage anyone who finds this page to submit their own. Either in a comment or email - zegwarian310@gmail.com
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