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“Yep,” said Kit, “The fate of the world rests on the shoulders of a bunch of idiots who spend their free time in burp contests.”

“Hey,” said Kit, “I was acquitted of…most of those crimes.”

“I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just saying that you’re not at all intelligent.”

“What the hell did you do? Fall out the smart tree and miss every single branch on your way down?”

“I would like to start by saying, Kit, this is a video tape. I can’t actually hear any of your threats, no matter how interesting they may be.”
~ Larry Goldman

“Speak again and loose the ability to do so forever.”

“That’s right,” said Kit, “I screamed and then he exploded.”

“You’re kind of blunt aren’t you?”
~Michael Trent

“Is she going to be okay?” asked Richard as he walked in, “When will she wake?”
“Um,” said the nurse.
“I’m already awake,” said Kit and Richard twirled around to see the strange girl he’d rescued standing right behind him.
“Huh?” asked Richard, “How did-?”
“Are you the guy who saved me?” asked Kit.
“Yeah,” said Richard and she leaned forward to sniff him.
“You smell weird,” said Kit.

“Royal blood flows through my veins,” said Princess Kitana.
“Do you want it to stay there?” asked Kit.

“Let me put it this way,” said Kit, “I have a very big hammer and you have lots of little bones. I’ll let your imagination do the rest.”

“Let me respond to that in the following way,” said Kit and she punched him in the mouth, “Gross, there are teeth in my knuckles.”

“Wow,” said Kit, “I really don’t care.”

“If it has to do with any member of my team, it has to do with me.”

“Get off the road, you moron!” yelled Kit, “They’re in a car; they can’t run you over if you’re up two stories.”