009

“Chivalry is dead, thank god.”

“I blew his brain out the back of his skull with my hand.”

“I am surrounded by idiots.”

“I hate you.”
“I know.”

“The path of Darkness is the fastest way to power.”
“That may be true yet those who travel too fast will surely trip and fall flat on their faces. And so I’ll be there, sticking my foot out and laughing.”

“You set your school on fire?” asked Principal Hurston.
“No, only the gym,” protested Kit and she stood up to look at the file and he showed where he saw the description, “Oh, right. That time the entire school went up in flames.” She sat back down as he began to read her record.
“Vandalism, breaking curfew, breaking and entering, parole violations, obstruction of justice, kidnapping, hacking, theft, grand theft auto, resisting arrest, under age gambling, assault with a deadly weapon, assault, assaulting a teacher, assaulting a police officer, possession of a controlled substance, possession of cigarettes, under age drinking, fighting, arson and you even been accused of murder?”

“I’m okay, thanks for asking.”

“The way I see it you’re either A - nuts, B - lost your mind, C - crazy, D-deranged, E - insane, F - wacko, G - no longer in possession of your sanity or H - all of the above!”
“So are you going to help or not?”
“Of course I’m going to help.”

“I got my first spell book when I was four; it was ‘Basic Elemental Spells for Beginning Mages.’ I stole it from the library.”

“My worst memory, let’s see, oh yeah, that time I died wasn’t fun.”

“Guaranteed to solve every minor problem by turning it into a major disaster.”

“There are many paths that lead to the same end.”
“Just so you know, you sound like a fortune cookie.”

“Did you hear that?”
“Hear what?” It came again.
“That?”
“What?”
“Oh great, that’s just perfect.”