006

“Kit,” said Rachel, “Strangling your comrades is not the best idea.”

“We’re under attack,” said Kit.
“By what?” asked Leon.
“Evil monkeys and lots of them.”
“What?”
“Monkeys!”

“Dude!” yelled Kit, “You’re like Dracula!”
“Yes,” said Dracula.
“Like THEE Dracula!”
“Yes.”
“THEE!”
“Yes.”
“Dude!”
“Yes.”
“Why are you here?”
“To see you.”
“No way!”
“Yes.”
“Totally cool!”
“It would appear so.”
“This is beyond amazing!”
“Apparently.”
“So cool!”
“Please stop doing that.”

“So how did your psych eval go?” asked Leon.
“Well, apparently I have a martyr complex and issues with ‘Anger’ and ‘Trust’ and ‘Authority’ and ‘Listening’,” said Kit while making sarcastic air-quotes, “And I don’t know I wasn’t really paying attention after she said I have a superiority complex.”

“I was thinking a spring wedding,” said Kara and she waved her hands in the air, “Oh and with doves.”
“Yeah, doves!” said Ally, “What about you, Kit?” The whole room went silent. Kit and weddings would be an interesting topic.
“Well I was thinking,” said Kit as she mimicked Kara’s hand movements, “That you’re all nuts.” Kent let out a small sigh and Kit hit him on the shoulder. They both smiled and laughed silently.

“I live in the world of the six D’s: ‘Dead’, ‘Dark’, ‘Demonic’, ‘Damned’, ‘Disturbed’ and ‘Destructive’. That is my world.”

“Do you have a plan?”
“Does running count as a plan?”