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“Oh, that can’t be good.”

“Once upon a time there was a girl named Kit who just couldn’t quite forget that there was a once upon a time.”
~ Sarah Watson

“Mission successful,” said Jane, “Over.”
“Good,” said Kit and she put down the radio.
“You didn’t say ‘over’,” said Kevin.
“I know,” said Kit with a smile, “And it’s going to bug her for the rest of the day.”

“Kit Thompson! What did you do?”
“Why do you automatically assume it was something I did?” asked Kit and he glared at her, “There might have been a small explosion.”

“Jimmy, you pervert, leave her alone!”

“John, if you enter my mind again I will obliterate your consciousness.”

“Please, stop talking, now.”

“I remember this time she blew up a solar system.”
“It was uninhabited!”

The TV blinked and hummed as the video started.
“Hello, my name is Tyler Mitchell and my friends and I have just traveled back in time five thousand years,” said the Tape-Tyler as the Tyler in the room took off his glasses, “Oh right, Lizzy, you next.”
“Hi,” said the Tape-Lizzy as she appeared on screen, “I’m Elizabeth Myers and we’re part of a secret magical organization with in the law firm of Goldman and Trent. Our team is called the Time Travel Trio. This is our fearless leader Kit Thompson.” The camera turned to show Kit. The Kit in the room opened her mouth and promptly fell over.
“Did our fearless leader just faint?” asked the Lizzy in the room.

“In all of the books I’ve read about the Monkey King,” said Jimmy, “They never mentioned anything about memory loss.”
“Shut up, Jimmy.”

“Here’s some advice,” said Kit, “If you want to live and you see me running I suggest that you keep up.”

“It wasn’t exactly my fault that the dinosaurs got whipped out.”

“That blur looked strangely familiar.”
~ Sam Williams