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“Only in the Karen Castle can I fire a gun at a demon in my bedroom, have my father ask ‘was that a gun shot?’ I reply, ‘maybe’ as I slip the gun back into its holster and have no follow up questions.”

“Have I been here before?” asked Kit as she looked around, “I think I’ve been here before. I swear I’ve been here before.”
“We’re almost four-hundred years in the past. How can you’ve possibly been here before?” asked Sam and she spotted a wanted poster with her picture on it.
“Yeah, I’ve been here before.”

“Hanging around with you makes me feel smart.”

“And Ally would be which brainless drooling monkey?”
“I’m not a brainless drooling monkey,” said Ally angrily.
“So that one then,” said Kit and she sat down in her desk.

“I’m going to rip out your rib cage and wear it as a hat.”

“Do you like your tongue inside your mouth? Then I suggest you shut your mouth so I can’t reach it.”

“So where’d you find me unconscious?”

“I’m going to strangle you with your intestines.”

“If I could use my hand I’d strangle you.”

“Jimmy, you told her I wasn’t a girl!?”

“SHUT THE HELL UP!”

“Are you kidding? I’ve been doing this for twelve years. My parents think I’m a troubled teen going through a phase.”

“I could make a career out of sneaking in and out of any house.”

“I have a date with the devil, literally.”

“This lock isn’t even a challenge.”

“Mark, you’re my brother and I love you very much but so help me God, if you bug me one more time and I will drive something hard and sharp into your brain.”

“I’ll always be here,” said Kit, “I’ll always be right here next to you, ready to protect you with all that I have.”